monkeymonk14:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

leradny:

videohall:

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

This will always be funny

(via silverseeker24345)

"Getting healthy" consists of eating cheesy pasta from the box because you can’t be arsed making actual pasta.

Great job

What I should have said when my boss asked me to work this afternoon:-“No sorry, I have a lot of college work to do today, despite the fact I really need the money. I’ll be in tomorrow though, like I’m already down for.”

What I actually said:-
"Yeah sure. I’ll see you at half one"

I hate work I hate college I wanna nap all day